Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailer Heavy On The “Colon”

I really wanted this to be good :(

Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailer Heavy On The “Colon”:

The latest trailer for Aliens: Colonial Marines has the worst – and I mean the worst – voiceover script I have ever heard. So bad, and so badly delivered, I cannot help myself but transcribe it in its entirety, and present it to you in the form of poetry.
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