“Welcome to the Annual General Meeting of the Jurassic Park: Trespasser fan club. President, Secretary, Treasurer, Masseur, Taxidermist, Milliner, Doorman, and Shark Tank Cleaner Craig Pearson presiding. Raise your copy of Trespasser in its original packaging when I call your name. Craig Pearson? Yup. We’re all here. I called this AGM to discuss all the goings on in the Trespasser community… Well, thanks for coming. See you next year.”
*Sound of door slamming open, wind and rain whips into the room, Craig stumbles in*
“Craig! You came out and back in again to make a dramatic entrance! Sit down and tell yourself what’s up.”
“It’s alive…”
*Sound of cliffhanger*
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