Every wacky American Horror Story: Asylum plot in 60 seconds

For anybody not watching this, it's full of spoilers but a pretty good summary of just how mental and brilliant it is.

Every wacky American Horror Story: Asylum plot in 60 seconds:




Violent masturbation,

sad masturbation, priest rape, surprise limb removal — American Horror Story: Asylum was stuffed to its bleeding black nun eyes with all this crazy. Slashfilm's Antisocial Commentary, has compiled all the crazy from season 2 of AHS into one hyper cut video. We kind of want someone to set it to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.
Here's the full list of crazy (what did they miss?)

Bondage

Surprise limb removal

Surprise trap door

Surprise misogynist suicide

Nun sex fantasies

Electroshock therapy

Murder dungeon

Violent masturbation

Sad masturbation

Adult breastfeeding

Semen in the face

Robo-bug

Serial killer with the dumbest name ever

Copycat serial killers

Copycat serial killer killing copycat serial killers

Telekinesis

Demonic Possession

Aliens

Necrophilia

Resurrection

Sexy devil nun priest rape

Metaphorical incest rape

Zombies (or whatever)

More surprise limb removal

More adult breast-feeding

Evil murderous nun

Evil murderous child

Evil murderous Santa Claus

Anne Frank

Anne Frank being lobotomized

Botched coat hanger abortion

Angel of death

Musical number

Nazi suicide (by oven)

Priest being crucified

Touching family reunion